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[11/6/2012 8:03:22 PM] Hunter: So dude keeping track on who is going to be the nest president
[11/6/2012 8:03:46 PM] Twewyable: Mitt Robin of course.
[11/6/2012 8:03:54 PM] Twewyable: Barack Ostrich does not stand a chance.

I have a whole folder filled. |DD
I'll give you some I love.

[17:58:17] Reaper Mcasaurus: [11:35:14 PM] *** Call to Oresama~, no answer. ***
[11:35:21 PM] Oresama~: IHATEU
[11:35:25 PM] Oresama~: IHATEUSOMUCH
[11:35:27 PM] Oresama~: OÄFAJKHFAÄ'
[11:35:30 PM] Reaper Mcasaurus: ⊙ ω ⊙
[11:35:52 PM] Oresama~: IOHFAOKNFAFIHOIGHGODGJNOIMBEKNGMOLESTEDNhIAÖ

[11:39:49 PM] *** Call to Oresama~, no answer. ***
[11:39:52 PM] Reaper Mcasaurus: ewe
[11:40:02 PM] Oresama~: GODDOMMAITHMCEEEEH
[11:40:13 PM] Reaper Mcasaurus: ♥
[11:40:20 PM] Oresama~: U R EVIL

[23:10:09] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: also EWWWWW there was a 'My little Portal' thingie in my suggestions on youtube EWWW
[23:10:16] General I. The Riddler: WHAT.
[23:10:17] General I. The Riddler: WHAT.
[23:10:18] General I. The Riddler: WHAT.
[23:10:21] General I. The Riddler: ASHY WAHT.
[23:10:22] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: MAKE IT STOP
[23:10:23] General I. The Riddler: GO AHEAD.
[23:10:24] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: //sob
[23:10:25] General I. The Riddler: GRAB THIS GUN.
[23:10:27] General I. The Riddler: POINT IT AT ME.
[23:10:29] General I. The Riddler: AND SHOOT.
[23:10:30] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: -GRAB-
[23:10:31] General I. The Riddler: PLEASE.
[23:10:35] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: -POINTS AND SHOOTS-
[23:10:37] General I. The Riddler: THANK YOU.
[23:10:40] Doom: *gets ready with the torture&*
[23:10:46] Doom: now she's out of the way..
[23:10:47] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: -RELOADS AND TURNS GUN ON SELF-
[23:10:48] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: //sob
[23:11:05] Claire: .3. *derps*
[23:11:32] Claire: WAIT ASHY
[23:11:49] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: YES~?
[23:11:49] Claire: .....MAKE ME A SANDWICH FIRST
[23:11:53] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: TOO BAD
[23:11:55] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: I'M DEAD
[23:12:02] Claire: D:
[23:12:05] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: I'D GET BLOOD ALL OVER IT
[23:12:06 | 23:12:06 bewerkt] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: SORRY
[23:12:16] Claire: :c
[23:12:19] General I. The Riddler: ... BLOODY ASHY.
[23:12:23] General I. The Riddler: *looks into the mirror*
[23:12:23] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: 8D
[23:12:24] General I. The Riddler: BLOODY ASHY.
[23:12:26] General I. The Riddler: BLOODY ASHY.
[23:12:27] General I. The Riddler: BLOODY ASHY.
[23:12:33 | 23:12:35 bewerkt] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: it's an omen
[23:12:48] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: .... I GET IT NOW
[23:12:55] General I. The Riddler: ... ONLY JUST NOW?

[4:50:45 PM] Aisling 'Kesesese' Iggybrows: we're speaking kawaii.
[4:50:52 PM] Rinda: the desu dialect.
[4:51:06 PM] Mcasaurus: I just asked ashy where the toilet was
[4:51:14 PM] Mcasaurus: She replied with kawaii
[4:51:15 PM] Mcasaurus: xD
[4:51:26 PM] Aisling 'Kesesese' Iggybrows: seems legit.

[20:54:02] Sgt. Steffi: the awkward moment when you cough and sneeze at the same time.
[20:54:09] Admiral Ashy: oh god how
[20:54:10] General The Riddler: I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE.
[20:54:17] El Jenko: I sneezed and farted at the same time once.
[20:54:24] El Jenko: oh god
[20:54:25] Sgt. Steffi: ...that's easier to do xD
[20:54:37] Reaper Mcasaurus: What if all 3 happened at the same time
[20:54:42] El Jenko: oh supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
[20:54:42] Sgt. Steffi: OH GOD
[20:54:46] Sgt. Steffi: DB
[20:54:54] El Jenko: my sides
[20:54:56] Admiral Ashy: //sob
[20:54:58] Admiral Ashy: NO
[20:55:05] General The Riddler: then you'd literally explode.
[20:55:18] Sgt. Steffi: aaAAA-COUGH-CHOFFFPRRFT

[12:33:53 PM] Mcasaurus: Linda where do babies come from?
[12:34:51 PM] Rinda: From a man's peener.
[12:34:58 PM] Rinda: sort of.
[12:35:03 PM] Mcasaurus: So men pee out babies
[12:35:13 PM] Rinda: When they're excited, yes.
[12:35:31 PM] Tula: it's a special kind of pee?
[12:35:38 PM] Rinda: Yes, and it's white-ish.
[12:36:15 PM] Tula: it also contains the same anti-aging protiens as a lot of expensive creams
[12:36:22 PM] Tula: don't ask me how I know that
[12:36:35 PM] Rinda: Tumblr.
[12:36:40 PM] Mcasaurus: Doom
[12:37:41 PM] Rinda: And then the woman becomes incredibly fat.
[12:37:50 PM] Rinda: And when that happens she poops.
[12:37:52 PM] Rinda: BUT NOT NORMALLY!
[12:37:55 PM] Rinda: Nope, she poops out a kid!

[6/24/2012 4:29:49 PM] Rinda (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧: How are yoy tonight?[Sunday, June 24, 2012 4:29 PM] El Jenko:

<<< How are yoy[Sunday, June 24, 2012 4:29 PM] El Jenko:

<<< yoy
[6/24/2012 4:29:50 PM] Tula: *doomcling*
[6/24/2012 4:29:56 PM] Mcasaurus: YOY
[6/24/2012 4:29:59 PM] Rinda (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧: YOLO.
[6/24/2012 4:30:00 PM] Mcasaurus: YOYO
[6/24/2012 4:30:06 PM] Tula: YLolOLOLYYLOL
[6/24/2012 4:30:11 PM] El Jenko: I will slap you for that Linda
[6/24/2012 4:30:12 PM] Oresama~: ELYOY?!~
[6/24/2012 4:30:13 PM] Mcasaurus: YOLOYO
[6/24/2012 4:30:20 PM] Tula: ELYOLO
[6/24/2012 4:30:31 PM] Mcasaurus: SHADDUP
[6/24/2012 4:30:39 PM] Oresama~: teh spanish YOLO~
ELYOLO~

Enough for now I guess. xD

And none of /our/ moments? </3

Twewy wrote:And none of /our/ moments? </3

...
Do I even have moments with you?

A lot more than you think. ewe

Twewy wrote:A lot more than you think. ewe

Oh my.

So my favourite thing to do is just send this one message to Linda at random times whenever we chat/talk or even when I'm just bored 8D:

[26/09/2012 20:32:06] Toddwaffle :3: *LICK*

[27/09/2012 20:28:55] Toddwaffle :3: *LICK*

[27/09/2012 22:11:13] Toddwaffle :3: *lick*
[27/09/2012 22:12:02] Invidia: *licks harder*

[12/10/2012 16:37:16] Toddwaffle :3: *liiiiiiiiick*
[12/10/2012 16:37:41] Invidia: *LICK*

[15/10/2012 19:56:12] Toddwaffle :3: *lick*

[19/10/2012 20:40:57] Toddwaffle :3: *lick*
[19/10/2012 20:41:54] Invidia: *licks harder*

[20/10/2012 20:45:40] Toddwaffle :3: *lick*

[13/11/2012 20:52:12] Invidia: *lick*

^ FINALLY! FULLY CONVERTED

Reminds me of how often Twewy tells me he loves me.

*twewyglare*

You know you love it.

You make me cry.

I make all of the ladies cry.

[00:51:23] Twewy joined the chat on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:51 am
[00:51:26] Twewy : ASHY BBY
[00:51:31] Twewy : ARE YOU ALONE
[00:51:33] Ashy Iggybrows has been disconnected on Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:51 am (session timeout)

[11/13/2012 8:44:28 PM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchwhore : Scherrr
[11/13/2012 9:37:53 PM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchwhore : Kissme. ;u;
[11/13/2012 9:37:59 PM] Алецксандр и Счерезада: >.> no
[11/13/2012 9:39:15 PM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchwhore : ;m;
[11/13/2012 9:39:22 PM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchwhore : Hug?...
[11/13/2012 9:39:58 PM] Алецксандр и Счерезада: No >.>
[11/13/2012 9:40:38 PM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchwhore : ...Friendly remark?
[11/13/2012 9:42:44 PM] Алецксандр и Счерезада: no >>
[11/13/2012 9:43:08 PM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchwhore : ...Hi?

[3:19:31 PM] Mcasaurus: HOW CAN THIS BE A MALE http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c9/428Lopunny.png
[3:20:23 PM] Doom: flat chest underneath the fluff on its arms? XD
[3:20:42 PM] El Jenko: A CUP ANGST
[3:20:53 PM] Ms Gladys Verderber: system wherin both adults may feed the child if required?
[3:21:06 PM] Linda: ... that's just creepy.
[3:21:15 PM] Ms Gladys Verderber: GO TELL JAPAN
[3:21:22 PM] Linda: YOU KNOW HOW THEY ARE.
[3:21:30 PM] Ms Gladys Verderber: EXACTLY
[3:21:30 PM] Linda: THEY THINK THEY'RE COOL FOR BEING SO CREEPILY AWKWARD.
[3:21:34 PM] Mcasaurus: THEY MAKE THINGS THAT SHOULD NEVER BE SEEN

[4:34:10 PM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchwhore : Welll?
[4:37:26 PM] Steph~: BUSY YOU BITCHFACE AUIFHNEUTY
[4:37:34 PM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchwhore : Hey.
[4:37:35 PM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchwhore : Hey.
[4:37:47 PM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchwhore : /Confident/ Bitch/whore/.
[4:37:52 PM] Steph~: That's me
[4:37:55 PM] Steph~: You can be bitchface
[4:38:25 PM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchface: Okay

Linda:
In 5 minutes I probably want to go. Got anything left to say..?

Me:
Cocaine is one HELL of a drug.

Linda:
Most likely.

[9:51:41 PM] Oresama~: do i even WANT to live after a huge orgy like tat..?~


[22:50:25] Toddwaffle :3: Doom is The Master
[22:50:27] Steveo: Doom is th-
[22:50:29] Steveo: yep

[22:50:39] Toddwaffle :3: steffi's the tardis because she's an expert crate
[22:50:41] Steveo: steffi's the tardis

[22:50:59] Toddwaffle :3: K-9 IS AWESOME
[22:51:00] Steveo: K-9 IS AWESOME

Well me and todd DO share a hive mind

[0:32:54] General Rinvidia: the biggest crush of anyone I had in here is Twewy though. xD
[0:32:59] General Rinvidia: that was a terrible time. .w.
[0:33:07] Jordan: bit harsh Linda
[0:33:10] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: d'aw XD
[0:33:14 | 0:33:21 bewerkt] General Rinvidia: you don't even know why I said it was terrible.
[0:33:28] Oresama~: <O<
[0:33:32] Steph~: He's bad in bed
[0:33:35] Jordan: Oh
[0:33:36] General Rinvidia: x'DDDDDD
[0:33:36] Oresama~: XDDDDD
[0:33:43] General Rinvidia: You'd know.
[0:33:45] Jordan: yeah he kinda seems like he would be
[0:34:04] Steph~: He wouldn't stop shouting out fighting moves </3
[0:34:12] Oresama~: OMG-
[0:34:16] General Rinvidia: x'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[0:34:19] General Rinvidia: LAUGHIGN SO HARD.
[0:34:19] El Jenko: Hahaha
[0:34:28] Oresama~: CRIIIG SO HARD
[0:34:29] Admiral Ashy von Shaggis: SKJDEFHRBGV.
[0:34:33 | 0:34:47 bewerkt] Steph~: He insisted we put on Kid Icarus soundtracks to set the mood....
[0:34:34] Oresama~: ICANT EVEN TYP
[0:34:40] Jordan: PROLAPSING SO HARD
[0:34:50] General Rinvidia: k;ldsKl;gjklgf
[0:34:50] El Jenko: TWEWY WHERE ARE YOU
[0:35:22] Oresama~: OHGOD SEND HElP
[0:35:23] Steph~: When we were getting close he screamed 'I'm GONNA WRECK IT'
[0:35:25] Toddwaffle :3: he kept making tf2 references
[0:35:25] Steph~: It was a total turn-off
[0:35:30] Jordan: omg
[0:35:35] Steph~: He insisted on wearing hats
[0:35:41] Toddwaffle :3: when he was getting close he would yell
[0:35:43] Toddwaffle :3: "UBERCHARGE READY"
[0:35:53] Steph~: He made me dress up like Pyro
[0:36:08] Twewyable: Confident Bitchface: No it was the tenth class get it right

Blue = Jesse
Green = Me



I did because males are seme.
Or is it uke

I cant remember which one is which.
Or what they are for that matter.
Nevermind

LOL
Uke is the girly one
seme and uke are the two boys in a yaoi relationship <w<

Then Seme it is.

the two 'roles'
whatever

WHAT Duck
NEVERMIND
I AM NOT SEME

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
OH THAT WAS PRICELESS

;-;

[11/17/2012 7:20:20 PM] El Jenko: Ducking chair STOP CREAKING.
[11/17/2012 7:20:31 PM] Reaper King Mcasaurus: Chair can do what chair wants
[11/17/2012 7:20:41 PM] El Jenko: no chair can go Duck itself
[11/17/2012 7:20:51 PM] El Jenko: I own the chair and I do whateveer I please
[11/17/2012 7:21:28 PM] Reaper King Mcasaurus: so the chair is yo hoe?
[11/17/2012 7:21:53 PM] El Jenko: No.
[11/17/2012 7:33:00 PM] Oresama~: Omg Lord LJ, u cant just tell chairs what to do!~

[11/18/2012 7:51:56 AM] 83 Scotty: in the sims 1 i kept letting fireworks off in the house
[11/18/2012 7:51:57 AM] 83 Scotty: <3
[11/18/2012 7:51:57 AM] General Rinvidia: I once made a house where I made people die to make a graveyard.
[11/18/2012 7:52:14 AM] 83 Scotty: h lol i used to sell the graves
[11/18/2012 7:52:14 AM] General Rinvidia: and when I actually let people live in the house the ghosts started haunting them all the time. </3
[11/18/2012 7:52:19 AM] 83 Scotty: to stop haunting
[11/18/2012 7:52:21 AM] 83 Scotty: xD
[11/18/2012 7:52:28 AM] General Rinvidia: But I wanted a graveyard. :<
[11/18/2012 7:52:45 AM] 83 Scotty: there a house that has one already on the sims 1
[11/18/2012 7:52:52 AM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchface: I shot this guy four Ducking times with a shotgun and he didn't die
[11/18/2012 7:52:53 AM] 83 Scotty: like a mansion
[11/18/2012 7:53:02 AM] 83 Scotty: LOOLOLOOLO
[11/18/2012 7:53:07 AM] Twewyable: Confident Bitchface: The Goth mansion?
[11/18/2012 7:53:10 AM] 83 Scotty: ^
[11/18/2012 7:53:14 AM] Toddwaffle :3: why do sims pee water?
[11/18/2012 7:53:14 AM] General Rinvidia: OMG I LIVED IN THAT MANSION ONCE.
[11/18/2012 7:53:17 AM] General Rinvidia: EVERYONE DIED.
[11/18/2012 7:53:21 AM] 83 Scotty: LOL
[11/18/2012 7:53:28 AM] 83 Scotty: same everyone but a kid
[11/18/2012 7:53:28 AM] 83 Scotty: xD

[14:31:57] Yukine: what aboooouuutttt
[14:32:12] Yukine: kiwi
[14:32:14] Deeeeeran: OMG
[14:32:15] Deeeeeran: SO GOOD
[14:32:22] Deeeeeran: and bananas
[14:32:26] Deeeeeran: I'm such a banana whore
[14:32:29] Yukine: ...
[14:32:33] Deeeeeran: like I LOVE BANANAS
[14:32:34] Yukine: DO YOU REALISE HOW WRONG THAT SOUNDS.
[14:32:38] Deeeeeran: ... oh dear god
[14:32:41] Deeeeeran: NOT IN THAT WAY

[4:43:13 PM] Twewyable: "Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem does rhyme
So telefuck you."
-Twewy
[4:43:20 PM] JD: You can bitchslap NPCs
[4:43:21 PM] Twewyable: Also, ragdoll posing with Kinect.
[4:43:33 PM | Edited 4:43:40 PM] Doom 死亡: pimpslapping made vocal
[4:43:55 PM] Will: lol, try making a complex vehicle with kinect and gmod
[4:43:57 PM] Will: good luck
[4:44:02 PM] Doom 死亡: yea.. good luck.. XD
[4:44:25 PM] JD: You can just do ragdoll posing so far...
[4:44:35 PM] Toddwaffle :3: make a retarded facial expression IRL --> gives the engineer a retarded facial expression
[4:44:49 PM] Doom 死亡: Roses are red
Violets are red
I killed the gardener
Why are you running?
[4:45:23 PM] Twewyable: Roses are red
Violets are red
You're kinda dead
And missing your head
[4:45:35 PM | Edited 4:45:41 PM] Steveo: on the one hand we're discussing gardener murdering
[4:45:58 PM] Steveo: on the other hand I'm having a very serious discussion over assisted suicide
[4:46:13 PM] Twewyable: Tell them not to become a gardener.
[4:46:17 PM | Edited 4:46:22 PM] General Rinvidia: Roses are red.
Violets are red.
Grass is red.
OH MY GOD, THE GARDEN IS ON FIRE!
[4:46:19 PM] Doom 死亡: ooh.. been there..
[4:46:28 PM] El Jenko: Roses are red
Violets are red
Oh supercalifragilisticexpialidocious the garden's on fire
[4:46:48 PM] Twewyable: ...
[4:46:49 PM] Twewyable: No.
[4:47:02 PM] El Jenko: But I tried ;_;
[4:47:11 PM] Twewyable: You know who else tried?
[4:47:12 PM] Twewyable: Hitler.
[4:47:16 PM] Toddwaffle :3: Stalin.
[4:47:25 PM] Twewyable: Mussolini.